To my friends in New York, Kansas City, San Francisco, Oklahoma City and everywhere else:
I will pay you a million dollars to come visit. Granted, it will be on a post-dated check for somewhere around the year 3040, but still. That check is as good as gold. Good. As. Gold.
I'm homesick. Please help.
XOXOXO.
MAP
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Everyone is off the Christmas card list!
Christmas in the summer is so dumb. I miss you.
Agreed. Christmas in 90 degrees is just unheard of. I could've just moved to Los Angeles if I wanted that nonsense.
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