Oh New York (and the rest of America). I miss you.

To my friends in New York, Kansas City, San Francisco, Oklahoma City and everywhere else:

I will pay you a million dollars to come visit. Granted, it will be on a post-dated check for somewhere around the year 3040, but still. That check is as good as gold. Good. As. Gold.

I'm homesick. Please help.

XOXOXO.
MAP