Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Truf - If I don't have a boyfriend in six years, I'm moving to South America.


Apparently, white guys find me repulsive. But...the South American Latinos are all about it! In the past three weeks, I have been hit on by a total of eleven delivery boys. The latest incident was last night while taking the elevator up to a friend's apartment, a delivery man said the following:

"I. Do. Not. Speak. Much English. But. I have to say. You are beautiful. You have boyfriend? Manfriend?"

He actually said "manfriend." Melted my heart I tell you. However, he lost points with the pony tail he was sporting. I just can't handle long hair on the dudes. Also, I have a bit of doubt in regards to his sincerity - I was sweating like a pig and there is a good chance I had a case of the B.O.

2 comments:

Marie Antoinette said...

What would Bradley think of this?

And said...

I have a friend who, when feeling pretty low about her looks, takes a walk through chinatown just so the men will yell, "nice ass Hong Kong!" to her.