Thursday, April 10, 2008
The Virgin Mary just appeared in my boogers.
I just sneezed and whatever flew out of my mouth and/or nose just made the shape of the Virgin Mary. I swear to God.
This reminds me of the time I was walking by the Church of Immaculate Conception on E. 14th Street and I could suddenly feel birthing pains. This really happened. I'm not even Catholic!