Friday, January 25, 2008
Alfred Hitchock - You can burn in hell!
I was chased home by a giant bird tonight. When I say giant, I mean slightly bigger than a pigeon but not as big as say, a dinosaur. Folks, I actually ran. That's how scared I was. Luckily no one was around to see this happen. This bird had hell fire in its eyes, and I can't be sure, but for a split second I thought I saw blood-stained fangs. Some of you may say that birds don't have teeth, much less fangs, but this is what I say to you people: I don't like you and you don't know shit. This is all I have to say on the topic.